"Do you want to try out the new vacuum?" I didn't, but Mum was so excited it was hard to say no. I rolled my eyes and took the handle....

I open the lid – it won’t turn on! Only then I realise the bastard power’s gone! Fumbling around with cables trying to find the lead…...

She walked into the producer's office, her hands clammy with nerves, but her face beaming. The producer, sitting in his imposing leather chair, removed the cigar that was balanced between his lips, and opened his mouth to speak, but before he could get out a sound the girl enthusiastically began her pitch. "I've had this idea for a movie." She scrambled with the disorganised pile of paper notes she was carrying, took a breath, and began. "It starts with Australia being rava